______ Will Be Accepting the Injury of the Month Award

So. We have this door in our kitchen that leads out to a back room that has gardening jazz in it. I opened the door and it hit my big toe causing the nail to pop off. Then it began to bleed like crazy. Right now we have dunked my foot in ice water, taken 800mg of ibuprofen and now it's throbbing. All I want to know is why is it always me that gets hurt?